From Dr. Derek Ellerman
I know what you’re wondering! Can they be serious with this title? How Bozo Joe can end absolutely anything bad Failed to walk into the White House?
Let me be clear: I am completely serious.
Now, of course, that was a complete accident because Biden wanted the right policy and went about his business in pursuing it.
But greatness is greatness, whether intended or not.
Washington DC is now following in the footsteps of Chicago, Seattle, Portland, New York City, Los Angeles, San Francisco and New Orleans.
They are woken up and go broke.
DC ready to soften penalties for carjacking, other violent crimes despite mayor’s veto https://t.co/uXrJpOWAnZ
– C-Reason🇺🇸 (@CreasonJana) January 17, 2023
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Biden could kill DC
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So you’re dying to know how Biden may end up being great. Greater than Washington, greater than Jefferson, Jackson, Van Buren, Cleveland, Coolidge, JFK, Nixon or Trump.
Here’s how.
Politico Headline: “DC Mayor to Biden: Your Teleworking Employees Are Killing My City”
Ah! Is the light bulb starting to burn? It gets even better. Here is the subtitle: Washington has the highest work-from-home rate of any major city. With an empty downtown, the city faces a very real risk of financial peril.
Scientists, please find a way to distill and purify this and inject it directly into my veins.
DC’s mayor, “Muriel Bowser,” (a more perfect name for the titular head of this cesspool, I can’t imagine) is upset that Biden’s work-from-home rules are leaving gauche, empty downtown areas.
As Politico writes:
In Washington’s 9 to 5 core, there’s no mistaking the reality of 2023 for the pre-Covid world. The streets are remarkably empty and businesses are sparse. Crime is on the rise.
Blessed music to my ears, I dare say little better than old Ludwig van.
At stake is the city’s remarkable quarter-century of population growth and economic vitality and robust tax revenue.
Okay, now be careful, Politico, I might get so excited I burst.
Now I can sense patriotic conservatives asking themselves, “What’s wrong with this guy? This is our nation’s capital! America! Bald eagles!”
Wrong, wrong and wrong.
It’s a street in downtown Washington DC — the heart of the capital of the free world and the powerhouse of the world’s largest economy — with water running down the streets Sunday afternoon. This is despite not raining much today. (1/2)#Infrastructure #Washington DC pic.twitter.com/xU5mcALZhu
— Kanishka Raj Singh (@Kanishka183) January 22, 2023
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DC is a sh!thole, actually
Washington, DC is the worst place in the world. Don’t bar anything. When former President Trump described “sh!thole countries,” DC was the first thing that came to mind. (It’s not Really America, which is a federal district.)
It is breathtakingly ugly – even the neoclassical designs of the old buildings have been degraded by vermin living in them, or as they now exist.
Everything, and I mean everything, sucks about it. It has the infrastructure of Haiti. People who are incapable of reading a clock – and it looks like you’re running the metro may be Be on time on a Friday at 5pm if some poor soul doesn’t throw themselves in front of an oncoming train and you slip and fall in a puddle of urine.
Thinking of driving? I hope you have insurance and plenty of free time.
Your constitutional rights don’t apply in DC, which is really unfortunate because the Imperial Capital has the highest crime rate in the entire country according to World Population Review. Even better? The DC City Council is in the middle of their own “Criminal Justice Reform,” which means reducing penalties for crime.
In DC the Skrulls had Kindergarteners Join the “Anti-Racism Fight Club”.
And that’s just it Private Crime – We haven’t even gotten to public crime, which is DC’s most purpose
It is absolutely full of the worst kind of filth. You already know about politicians. They lie, cheat, steal.
But boy howdy, they are like saints compared to the lesser denizens. Just spend five minutes with the most unimportant staff whose rich parents are donors of something or other: “Who do you work for? What’s your favorite IPA? What do your parents do? What year is your BMW? Wow, can you believe these farmers are against my craziness? We are going to bomb Syria, isn’t it awesome! “
It’s impossible to describe here how awful people really are. Think of any adjective you can dream up: entitled, ignorant, spoiled, power hungry, completely disconnected from the average American, check, check, check, check and check, and we’re just getting started.
It’s a city full of 25-year-olds from Greenwich, Martha’s Vineyard, or the gated communities of California who think they know more about farming than actual, real-life farmers.
That’s just the staff. My friend Zipes never fails to mention the dead eyes burning from the skulls of useless bureaucrats who literally do nothing all day and make six figures from your taxes.
Their worst crime is that they Absolutely hate your guts with every fiber of their being. They hate you. They regret your existence. Just get five minutes to talk and it will come out. They simply cannot help themselves.
Now remember, these are the ones who make the laws and regulations to govern 320 million of you.
Well and truly, DC is the worst place I’ve ever been – and my description so far is much better than the one the great Hunter S. Thompson gave it back in 1971.
Don’t get me wrong, there There are Actually three (total) good things about DC, and they’re all restaurants. The zombie pho truck is the best pho I’ve ever had, and the very nice owner even remembers your name and order. He is a magician.
There is a chicken wing joint called Fuel. And finally, the Chinese joint in Union Station makes the average batch of orange chicken in this hemisphere. (Actually, upon further investigation, it appears that this place no longer exists. Isn’t that just a frickin’ figure.)
So to bring it around, if Biden’s policies have the effect of bankrupting the worst place in the world, then for that and for that he will be our greatest president.
President Biden, before you kill DC, please pony up congressional dough to move these places somewhere in America.
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